The Sun reports that Liza Minnelli’s ex, David Gest, has been branded the worst client ever by the five-star Lanesborough hotel in London after demanding that room service fetch him a pint of zebra milk. Initially skeptical of the weird request, the Lanesborough lived up to its five-star reputation by eventually tracking down a store which sold frozen zebra milk at £15 a pint. Gest requested a pint a day for the duration of his stay. I would have beaten this man too if I was Liza.
– Steven Corfe