Wonder Woman has had a makeover. And, as you can see, it was a tragic, tragic mistake. It makes Felicity’s Season 2 haircut and Susan Boyle’s transformation into Princess Margaret and Heidi Montag’s triple D’s all seem like FABULOUS IDEAS. I mean, this is ATROCIOUS! A SACRILEGE! Wonder Woman would never wear a 1991 Versace-esque bolero jacket with black jeggings! She’s not Ali Lohan, for Christ’s sake! She’s a woman of style and substance! But the change was necessary, says the comic’s new head writer J. Michael Straczinsky: “If you’re going to make a statement about bringing Wonder Woman into the 21st century, you need to be bold and you need to make it visual. I wanted to toughen her up, and give her a modern sensibility.” WOW employee and fellow Wonder Woman enthusiast Dustin Romero thinks it’s all a ploy by Warner Brothers to give her a new look that will translate well onto the big screen. Because “nobody would take Jessica Biel or Megan Fox seriously in the old outfit.” I think that’s a HUGE MISTAKE. This just ruined my whole day. (via New York Times)
