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You’ve Got to Be Kidding

By Stephen Saban on September 21, 2004 3:24 am

B00009B0MU.02.LZZZZZZZA good way to get parents to watch children’s programs with their kids is to make the shows more Benny Hill, less Teletubbies. Which seems to have been the case with a series called Rainbow that aired in England in the ’70s and ’80s. In this clip, humans and giant puppets talk dirty, engage in implied sex. Pluckers, maracas, twangers, balls – the script doesn’t even qualify as double entendre. Sample dialogue:

(Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter)

Rod: “We could hear you all banging away.”
Roger: “Banging can be fun.”
Jane: “Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger.”
Roger: (looking sad) “Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.”
Geoffrey: “Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on
everybody get your instruments out.”
Rod: (to Jane) “Do you want to blow on my pipe while I’m twanging away?”
Jane: “Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?”
Zippy: “No, let’s just pluck away with our twangers.”
Bungle: “Yes, it doesn’t matter what size your twanger is.”
Zippy: “I’ve got a big red one.”
George: “I’ve only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it.”
Geoffrey: (to viewers) “Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven’t got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let’s all sing the plucking song.”

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