It’s like a Homer Simpson wet dream – luxuriating in a tub of beer while comely Czech maidens massage Duff into your tender loins. That’s a reality in Chodova Plana in the Czech Republic. Though the beer’s not Duff, guests at a spa in the converted cellar of a family-owned brewery can literally swim in the local beer while enjoying a pint poured at a bathside bar. Massages, wraps, and even cosmetics are offered along with deluxe weekend packages at the world’s first beer spa. “Beer can treat a range of conditions, particularly skin conditions,” says spa owner Jiri Plevka, “and the health center should appeal to men who are put off by posh traditional spas.” It’s a “head” start in a Bud-ing industry.