We know. Calm down. We have a point. Despite kidney, liver, and skin damage from his 180-hour underwater stunt culminating in his attempting and failing to hold his breath for nine minutes to set a new world’s record for breath-holding, drama queen David Blaine is going to try again. This time on dry land. No one was really passionate about it the first time; they just wanted to see him wet and with his shirt off, like when he was suspended in a box over the Thames and when he was trapped in that block of ice, and now that they’ve seen that again, interest in it has waned considerably. We, of course, speak for everyone. Now we’re wondering what excuse he’ll use for stripping to the waist simply to hold his breath. We’re holding our breath right now and not finding a T-shirt at all restricting.