Starting April 25, passengers going through U.S. airports can bring Swiss Army knives on board – specifically ones with blades no longer than 2.36 inches, marking the first time such knives have been allowed on board since security was majorly increased in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks. Meanwhile, last Christmas a TSA person unceremoniously took our mini Swiss Army knife right off our key ring and said, “I’m taking this,” and took it. Probably made a nice stocking stuffer for her nephew.  (via foxnews; image via anxiety boner)