No doubt you’ve already tired of that tie you made out of duct tape, so it might be time to get yourself into that workshop corner of your tiny one-bedroom and make a tie/bowtie out of wood. Seems impossible, yes, and ridiculously impractical, but it can be done. So maybe it should. We won’t say “trust us,” but Instructables shows you how to assemble the neckwear in nine allegedly easy steps. It looks pretty spiffy in this serving suggestion.