I can’t help but think that when they proposed this photo shoot to Tim Gunn, they told him: “OK, so you and Heidi are on a runway – a REAL RUNWAY – like, with an AIRPLANE and everything, get it? And the two of you are walking side by side, looking FABULOUS! And there are paparazzi taking pictures! POW! FLASH! GLAMOUR! MAGIC!” And he said: “Omg! Yes! Sounds great, let’s do it!”
And when they approached Heidi with the same spiel, she stopped them at the “side by side” part and said: “OH NO! THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS, PEOPLE! THIS IS MY SHOW! HE STAYS FIVE STEPS BEHIND ME!”
But of course nobody had the heart to tell Tim. So when he saw the final Photoshopped edit of the ad, he broke down in tears at once again being put in his place by the monster that is Heidi Klum. Poor Tim. Enjoy tonight’s premiere everybody!