We haven’t mentioned this before because we don’t find it interesting. Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney were married suddenly on Monday in St John. We tried to ignore it but we ran into the story again (it’s listlessly posted everywhere without much excitement) on the Celebrity Babies site, which has a Just Married section, but it’s still creepy. People haven’t been this not interested in a celebrity connubial pairing since Rhonda Pierson married Orson Elliot. Who? Exactly. Renée apparently likes the singers, having been serious with White Stripes’ Jack White not too long ago. And Kenny apparently likes the aw-shucks Oscar winners, having been. . . Actually, Kenny called off his 1999 engagement a couple of weeks before the wedding. The Dogpatch couple met in January at the Concert of Hope tsunami relief concert, where Kenny was singing (“No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems”) and Renée was answering phones (“Hello?”).
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