I didn’t get to see the monster in The Shape of Water because I was literally boo’d out of the theater for coughing too much (freakin’ flu, man). I did hear reports, though, about how dreamy he was, and how hot the sex scenes were.
If YOU were turned on by the monster and went to relive the glory of those scenes, XenoCatArtifacts is coming to your aid. They’ve created a Shape of Water dildo that is 6 inches by 2 1/2 inches and made of silky smooth silicone for your pleasure.
According to i09
The “Jewel of the Amazon” as it’s named, appears to be silicone and glows under UV light. Reviewers on Etsy praised its “wonderful mix of textures to explore” while reassuring potential buyers that “the ridged fins don’t feel as harsh as they look.” Unfortunately, “Jewel of the Amazon” appears to have sold out of its initial production run.
Although out of stock right now, the owner of XenoCat has confirmed that the toy will be back in stock before the Oscars—although the supply will be limited to around 20.