It’s entirely possible that our universe is located within the interior of a wormhole which is itself part of a black hole that lies within a much larger universe, making your paltry little existence even more trivial than you ever imagined. So proposes Indiana State theoretical physicist Nikodem Poplawski using Euclidean-based isotropic coordinates to study radial motion through the event horizon of black holes blah blah blah, you stopped reading didn’t you? If the answer is “No, please tell me more!” then click here for the full article in Science Daily. If you answered “Just shut the fuck up and show me some Joe Jonas pics!” then wait for the next post. Mind you, if we had a few bong hits right now this would be TOTALLY fascinating and we’d probably all end up deciding that the larger universe was, in fact, HEAVEN and the wormholes were DEATH and then we’d all be so freaked out we’d order a pineapple pizza and watch Ren & Stimpy dvds until we felt better. Then you’d laugh and say the black hole in this picture looks like MY BUTT, and I’d get mad because my butthole isn’t THAT BIG, and then we’d all marvel how no matter WHAT we start off discussing, it always ends with “ass.”
