Back in the day, Sofia Loren was a hottie. She’s no bag of pasta now but at 71 she might be a bit overripe to be posing for nudie calendars. But she’s gonna, and in fact already has; some apparently beautiful photos have developed in the darkroom of Dutch snappers Inez van Lamsweerde and Winoodh Matadin. It’s all for Pirelli, the coveted mechanics-only calendar that in 2007 will also feature Cruz, Watts, and Swank in the buff.