Nothing like a wolf-boy out free-ballin’ in the spring air. I have been in love with Twilight star Taylor Lautner since Shark Boy & Lava Girl. In fact, I have been campaigning to have him play the character of Bib Obermann in the film version of my book Freak Show for about a year now. Nobody ever listens to me, though. Well maybe THIS picture will make people, um, sit up and notice. It sure got MY attention.