Do you have fantasies about getting’ down with Ursula the Sea Witch? Does your taste in porn run towards Japanese shokushu goukan? Have you ever watched The Dunwich Horror and thought… hmmmm….that looks fun? Well, buddy, have we got sex toy for you! An Etsy shop called Lovecrafters Toys makes silicone dildos shaped like colorful tentacles to satiate your freaky mollusk mania. They’re made to order so you can trick out your sex toy in any color you want. The owner/ dildo maker Chae will even paint the suckers on the tentacles an alternating color, if your so inclined.

Via Dangerous Minds:

Depending on the colors you choose one will run you anywhere from $47 to around $72 bucks and can also be used as a strap-on. You know, because Cthulhu is probably into some pretty cosmic shit. NSFW images follow.

Looks like hours of undersea fun – and I’m sure they’d make delightful hostess gifts, as well!~

(There’s also a pretty nifty squid buttplug available if you have a calamari fetish — pic at the very bottom)!