What a wondrous world we live in! First there were butt plugs, to keep your bum snuggly and stopped-up all day long. Then came fidget spinners, to keep your hands occupied and help expend that nervous energy. NOW, science has COMBINED the two experiences into one amaaaaaazing contraption: The Fidget Spinner Butt Plug! WHAT FUN!

Says PINK News:

“Shop-owner GlowFyourself has promised to help people “keep that a$$ focused”.

“That’s right, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy!” The seller wrote in the description.

It comes after artist Fernando Sosa released a Donald Trump inspired butt plug.”

The stainless steel butt plugs available in three sizes: small, medium, and greedy power bottom. The adult toy sells on Etsy for $30-50.