When out singer Sam Smith and legend Patti LaBelle were on Andy Cohen‘s Watch What Happens Live!, a viewer called in and asked Smith what his tagline would be? His answer took everyone by surprise. Smith told the Clubhouse,

“I think it would just be: ’I’m a dick monster.”

Andy then asked,

“What would the definition of a ’dick monster’ be?”

Smith explained,

“It’s when you hunt for the dick.”

A wide-eyed Patti answers with her signature.

“Whoooo!”

Exactly.

Watch.

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