I’m still trying to find some evidence that this is a parody… But no, dice. It’s “real” as in “real-estate mogul” Donald Trump. Real as in @realDonaldTrump on Twitter. A Wednesday-night campaign rally had three young girls who call themselves the USA Freedom Kids, singing about America’s greatness and what Trump will do for the country WHEN he wins the 2016 presidential race.

“Cowardice, are you serious? Apologies for freedom — I can’t handle this! When freedom rings, answer the call!. On your feet, stand up tall! Freedom’s on our shoulders, USA! Enemies of freedom face the music. Come on boys, take them down!”

President Donald Trump knows how to make America great. Deal from strength or get crushed every time.”

“Are you serious? I can’t handle this,” is right? Watch.