WTF OTD: Cap’n Crunch Bathes in a Tub Full of Cereal with a Hot Young Twink

Um, did you know Cap’n Crunch has a talk show? Where he hangs out with guests in a giant cereal bowl? He does, and it’s as creepy as you imagine. In this episode, he talks Twitter with a Bieberesque young pop star named Sharky. I feel like my childhood has just been violated.