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Spoiler: Oprah, Madonna, and the Today show are not mentioned in this podcast. Jennifer Aniston’s manly face and nipples. Farrah Fawcett’s nipples. Anna Nicole’s trial. Britney’s umbrella attack. Kevin Federline and his friends. The judge awarding custody of Anna Nicole’s body to Dannielynn. Larry Birkhead at Tori & Dean’s garage sale. His hairdo. James certain that he knew Birkhead from the scene, that maybe they used to go to the movies together or something. The Academy Awards. James’ reminiscences about traveling on party buses. Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue, the magazine’s worst cover ever, worse than the Renée Zellweger cover. “Andrew” Leon Tally doing red-carpet commentary at the Oscars. American Idol. Chris Daughtry. His eyebrows. Anna Nicole and the concept of famous corpses.