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James’ TV-watching schedule from early morning to night includes news you can whack off to in the classroom. Brainstorm: a James St James Sell-a-Thon in which for 24 hours he tries to sell everything Party Monster, from DVDs to books to porno knockoffs. Paris and Britney on the cover of Newsweek. “Prostitots.” Kim Kardashian. Cisco Adler’s balls. WOW as the subject of an observational reality show? Would it work? Tom Sizemore. Lost. American Idol auditions and all that they represent. Jeffee Star. The Snickers ad that was pulled because fags protested is re-enacted by James and Steven. Notes on a Scandal is discussed at length, since all Pod Squad members have seen it. So Spoiler Alert if you haven’t. And speaking of role models, James reminds you to buy his book, Freak Show, when it drops May 17.