The WOW Report

Gun Barrel of Fun

By Stephen Saban on June 2, 2004 9:16 pm

I have to go to a meeting now. I'll leave you with this fun game. Weapons used in the game are for entertainment purposes only. It's the soundtrack that has to be taken seriously. … [Read more...]

Not Your Beatles’ Revolver

By Stephen Saban on June 2, 2004 8:32 pm

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Sofia Coppola Gets Canned

By Stephen Saban on June 2, 2004 7:26 pm

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Reduced Sentences?

By Stephen Saban on June 2, 2004 4:51 am

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Sleigh Belle

By Stephen Saban on June 2, 2004 4:16 am

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House of Wack

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 10:33 pm

Car troubles sideline a group of teens in the quiet town of Athelston, Iowa. Directed to the only business that can offer assistance -- a creepy gas station owned by a suave bad boy named Bo -- the stranded kids are lured deeper and deeper into Bo's web. Sounds like the plot of … [Read more...]

Dressing Down Britney

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 9:46 pm

Reports everywhere are that Britney Spears is being required by the Chinese Ministry of Culture to put clothes on for her Onyx Hotel tour dates in Shanghai and Beijing--schwing! No simulated sex or provocative dance numbers. So that means no sex, no dancing, and at a Britney … [Read more...]

You Might Be a Redneck

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 8:42 pm

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Addressed to Kill

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 7:21 pm

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Fella-delphia

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 6:48 pm

Philadelphia, long the brunt of jokes about its "City of Brotherly Love" identification, has at last decided to embrace and cash in on that reputation, says [Read more...]

Patently Absurd

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 5:28 am

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Shut Up!

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 3:53 am

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Holy Hologram, Batman!

By Stephen Saban on June 1, 2004 2:57 am

In his LA Times "Book Review" critique of two new books on the subject of billboard advertising, Dan Neil painted a Philip K. Dickish picture of roadside … [Read more...]

Do You Haiku?

By Stephen Saban on May 31, 2004 8:23 pm

The Showbiz Moms & Dads messageboard over at TelevisionWithoutPity.com is still yakking it up. And we're still lapping it up. And they're keeping track of us. Recently, there was … [Read more...]

Suite Smell of Success

By Stephen Saban on May 31, 2004 6:57 pm

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Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

By Stephen Saban on May 28, 2004 5:14 am

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Madge-ical Mystery Tour

By Stephen Saban on May 28, 2004 3:56 am

Madonna's second night of Re-invention in Los Angeles was cancelled due to a queasy feeling. Hers, not the fans'. Fenton Bailey attended the next night and he takes over the reins here with his take on the show. [Read more...]

Spin Art

By Stephen Saban on May 27, 2004 10:29 pm

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Kids Send in the Darnedest Things

By Stephen Saban on May 27, 2004 8:11 pm

More jokes and riddles from "The Kids' Reading Room" section of the LA Times. What is faster--heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold. (Albert, 11) What did the pig say when he burned his skin? I need some oinkment. (Alissa, 10) How do you let the cat out of the … [Read more...]