Seems Britney Spears is so tired from her Onyx Hotel tour that she can't see straight--or maybe it's her tatoo artist who's dyslexic. Last year, the Chinese symbol Spears had inked on her hip was supposed to read "mysterious" but instead translates as "strange." Now, the Hebrew … [Read more...]
Duh, I Did It Again
Imagine
Last weekend, Jerry Hall, not a mother known for standing in the shadows, baby, revealed that Elizabeth Jagger, her 20-year-old daughter by Mick, has been an item for almost two months with Sean Lennon, 28, spawn of John and Yoko Ono. "They are so in love," drawled the … [Read more...]
Stuff and Nonsense
Brochure du Jour
Addressed to Kill
This inter-office memo just arrived: Many of you who have visited Sandy and me know that we keep a nun in our office. This nun is missing. In her place today was a plastic girl with fake tears.If you know where our sister flew to, please show her to the way back to our … [Read more...]
The Return of Frank Jr.
I wasn't at work all morning because I was in Beverly Hills, lounging by the pool at the chic Avalon hotel. I don't know what it is that technically makes it a hotel and not a motel. All its rooms have their doors along a common … [Read more...]
Recently Dead
Richard Wilson, keeper of the Oscars, died last month of an apparent heart attack in his home in West Hollywood without ever boring us with an acceptance speech. The 46-year-old administrator for the [Read more...]
Art Smart: But I Know What I Like
Reef Madness
Dr. Reef Karim, who begins his hosting and sleuthing duties tonight on the premiere ep of House of Clues on Court TV, is, of course, both a clinical psychiatrist and a behavioral profiler and … [Read more...]
The Passion of the Chris
Addressed to Kill: Our Readers Write
I SMELL SOMETHING FUNKY I found this post about the Tye's a little curious. I first learned about the show on here where there were plenty of judgmental, nasty and hysterical quotes from viewers posted by … [Read more...]
Art Smart: ‘Gadzooks,’ Said the Prince
The H Might Stand for Hasbro
"It's like Mel Gibson's Passion without the hassle," says David Manning of the Ridgefield Press, so you know it comes highly recommended by a real critic. It's the Jesus Christ action figure available now on [Read more...]
Recently Dead
What a Dick
Russia's very first museum devoted entirely to erotica was founded, aptly perhaps, by a physician at the Prostate Center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, reports Pravda. Dr. Igor Knyazkin's museum … [Read more...]
Get Lost
Dog-Walking Sparks Fear–and Sparks–in NYC
Poetry
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down And broke his crown But Jill actually fell into the well and emerged 17 years later a pornolicious babe in the pages of Stuff … [Read more...]
The Silence of the Porn
Another, unnamed, femaie adult film industry worker has tested positive for HIV, reports avn.com. The industry's medical watchdog, AIM, did not release the … [Read more...]