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WOW Keurig Coffee Contest – Update!

By Sam Kart on November 21, 2014 3:57 pm

**Update** OMG! The verdict came in and it was a tie!  TWO machines were given, each to:

5. My current machine is making me depresso 
6. DragRace has no coffee machine on our floor

Congratulations to Graham Greenlee (#5) and Steven Corfe (#6)!!

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Graham Greenlee with his new machine

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Steven Corfe’s winning on the Drag Race floor

World of Wonder was recently bestowed a SEXY brand new Keurig K2.0-K550 coffee machine, aka The Messiah at 9am on a weekday. WOW co-founders Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey held a competition to determine who should be blessed with this beacon of caffeinated light, and the submissions were outstanding. The person with the most compelling response for why it should be theirs (in 43 characters or less) wins! I know what you’re thinking, 43 characters to win almost seems too easy. But WOW’s wit and grit should not be underestimated. While the grand prize is still to be determined, just take a look at the TOP TEN employee responses below: 

1. I will donate it to charity so I should have it :)
2. I am Tom Wolf’s assistant, enough said. :p
3. Have: coffee deficit disorder
Need a cure-ig
4. “Help me, i’m poor”
5. My current machine is making me depresso
6. DragRace has no coffee machine on our floor
7. money. success. fame. keurig.
8. roses are red, waffles are blue, coffee pls
9. Because I quit blowing coke, that’s why.
10. Wife hates our Mr Coffee. Marriage in the balance!

 

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