Fenton Bailey sent these two images from Australia, where he’s on a working holiday. On the left is a T-shirt sporting the legend 100% CREAM HORN, cream horn being a horn-shaped pastry filled with jam and cream or creme but taking on another meaning altogether, I assume, when the shirt is worn by a cute young guy. On the right is a choco gingerbread man and I don’t know what to make of it, but hope he brings back a shitload for the office.