Brace yourself WOWers- last night via Twitter –
Godney blessed us with this cool (and funky) tweet:
Firstly, can we have a moment of silence:
Followed by a global reaction :
I personally was a fan of Britney Jean AKA Britney Jeanius,
but for most fans, there were two reactions.
With Work Bitch, we were like:
But trying to club bang to Perfume (which I personally adore) was more like this:
Here’s what we at WOW hope B9 (the rumored title) sounds like:
1) BLACKOUT B-SIDE
You know what they say:
…if you’re NOT doing Blackout,
you’re NOT doing Britney, bitch…
Although her personal life was blowing up in flames at the time,
(a freshly bald) Spears was blowing up the charts (and every gay boy who JUST got their driver’s permit in 2007) with Gimme More and Piece of Me.
If B9 has ANY Blackout revival moments, like these sleeper tracks that never made it to the radio:
…I think the world would dance until the world ends.
And off the topic of Baldney, this segues great into argument two…
2) IT’S BALDNEY, BITCH!
When Britney pulled off this ICONIC look,
the first question I asked myself was:
“When will YOUR fav?”
No other pop goddess has rocked a Mad Max moment and Britney would just be like:
Can I get a Furiosa?!
3) LESS IGGY
Who dat is right: All T, All Shade,
but I think I speak for the collective conscious that when I heard Pretty Girls, my ears reacted like this:
And then I was like:
4) MORE CHARLI XCX
Charli XCX understands pop and she’s obsessed (and has publicly vocalized collaborating) with Britney.
I think they would make pure pop perfection together…
5) IT’S MONA LISA, BITCH!
Britney’s secret ghost album “Original Doll”
was full of sad girl forever moments
(and NO ONE does sad girl better than Spears):
I am SO ready for some Emo-ney.
6) GROCERY COVER ART
Can Britney’s grocery shopping lists somehow make it into the album artwork, please?!
Either way, oops, Britney continues to do it again (and again, and again) and we can’t wait to hear what she is bringing to the studios!