And let this be an end to it. For the record, if case you’ve been trapped in a mine for the last 24 hours (ooh, sorry), Nicole Richie quietly turned herself in to the LA County Jail at 3:15 yesterday afternoon, was fingerprinted, posed for her mug shot, and served an hour and 22 minutes of her 96-hour prison sentence for driving the wrong way on the freeway while intoxicated. A sheriff underling explained how the common practice of letting jailees free works: “At this time, the criteria for a female arrestee sentenced to 30 days or less for a non-violent offense is as follows: the arrestee is booked, screened and usually released within 12 hours.” Meanwhile, in another part of town, repeat offender Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer Blair Berk, arranged a plea bargain for her client, which reduced Lohan’s punishment for continual drunk and drugged driving to one day in jail, 36 months probation, 18 months of alcohol classes, and 10 hours of community service. “She’s getting what everyone else would get,” explained a deputy DA. (Source; source)