Nothing says a party like a Wombat rape party.
That’s the truth.
Every now and again I miss New Zealand… other times I’m kinda glad I’m in London. It means I miss wonderful but threatening drunks like this fella.
Favorite quote: “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know, I didn’t hurt my bum at all,”
Give this man a prize.
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