Americas Next Top Model started last night. And the star of the series is a hot little thing called Sowden House (pictured). Those cheek bones! That attitude! What a body! And will you take a look at that front entrance. Kinda vaginal. Almost as old as Janice Dickinson, the 1926 structure designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, has previously welcomed LA Confidential and The Aviator into its folds. Now it must suffer the indignity of being clambered over by a bunch of trampy would-be models. Poor Sowden.

– Fenton Bailey