Trump might be away now, but there’s big news coming out of Mar-a-Lago. A sinkhole opened up directly in front of the members-only resort today, the town of Palm Beach reported. The hole measures about four feet in diameter and is on Southern Boulevard near the resort’s south entrance.
Are the gates of hell trying to swallow up Trump? Unknown. The cause is currently unclear, the Palm Beach Daily News reported, although it is near a new water main. Utility crews on the scene are reportedly currently working to excavate the hole and determine the problem. (Do they need a priest too?)
The hole may not be a cause for concern for Trump and Mar-a-Lago’s wealthy members because the resort usually closes for the season after Mother’s Day. Trump is expected to spend the summer in his Bedminster, New Jersey, estate.
Watch out for sinkholes, New Jersey!
(T/Y Randy; via Mic)