It’s just come to my attention that fruity names are all the rage in Thailand. Who knew? WOW’s Alisa Charoen-Phol says she knows people back in the homeland named Pear, Banana, Grape, Orange, Cucumber (!) and, yes, Apple. Also Chicken (but that’s not a fruit, it’s what a fruit likes). Perhaps Apple Martin will end up feeing peachy in Bangkok.

Anyway, back in the States, reuters says that actress Geena Davis and her surgeon husband, Reza Jarrahy, announced the birth today of their twin boys, named (ahem) Kian William and Kaiis Steven. Are the boys named after peculiarly spelled celebs Kyan of Queer Eye and Kylie Minogue’s sister Dannii? How else to explain it? Poor kids. Their two-year-old sister, Alizeh Keshvar . . . oh, never mind. And we used to think Geena was spelled weird.