Danny Pintauro, little Jonathan Bower on Who’s the Boss? is all grown up, gay, and looking for love. The surprisingly unabashed Canada.com reports that the now 30-year-old actor describes himself in a personal ad as someone who drinks alcohol and uses drugs occasionally and is “sexy, passionate, fun, verbal, obedient [and] open to anything.” Oh, and there’s a seven-inch circumcised penis in there somewhere. Sound interesting? OMGblog has the NSFW nudes, of course. (And Queerty)