Five questions for RuPaul via Out magazine:
Who will play you in the film version of your life story?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (sitting on one another’s shoulders, of course)
The perfect song to have sex to is:
Mike Oldfield’s “Tubular Bells,” the theme from The Exorcist.
When I’m most stressed out, I…
Compulsively key cars and make prank phone calls.
Jesus. The Bible renderings of him on the cross made me tingle down there.
What will it say on your tombstone?
“This is not RuPaul’s final resting place. He was cremated and sprinkled over a chicken Caesar salad.”