Actually it’s probably better that you don’t guess. Just enjoy the peen print for what it is. Put any celebrity face to it that you want. Taylor Lautner? Sure. Joe Manganiello? Why not. Just pretend for a moment that this is somebody actually excites you, because when you continue after the jump, you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Probably even a little angry with me for posting it. And that’s your clue. Difficulty level: 5.
Why, it’s big-donged puppy lover Chris Brown, of course, who tweeted, “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” Keepin’ it classy, as usual.