Cinespia threw it’s annual slumber party in the cemetery on Saturday evening at Hollywood Forever Cemetery honoring the cinematic ingenues of Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp. The night began with the iconic Heathers, moved on to the incomparable Edward Scissorhands, and ended with movie gold Cry Baby. Intermittently, they played the Stranger Things theme song (which was spooky AND fun as far as graveyard jams go), but it got me thinking on a deeper level, a more intimate love for Ryder and the many characters we have grown up with, met today, and all the ones in between that she’s delivered time and time again.
SO…which Winona Are You?
Are you a cynic? Mean by association? The Gretchen Weiners of your squad? Than you my friend, are Veronica Sawyer.
Are you too goth to clean your act up? Do you like taking polaroids of ghosts? Than you my skeleton twin, are Lydia Deetz.
Are you ethereal? Pretty without trying? Do you come to hate, but wind up dancing? If you come to your senses and open your heart, than you my dear, are Kim Boggs.
Um…if you like your martini shaken not stirred than you’re probably Beth MacIntyre.
You might be the Shelley DuValle in your posse, or maybe, the E.T. in your (crop) circle of friends, but either way, you are the queen of comebacks, and how do we feel about comebacks, Lindsay?
Either way, it’s clear to see why we love Ryder so much. Tweet us back at @WorldOfWonder your answers and we’ll reshare some of them on any Winona’s we may have forgotten!
This post is approved by honorable mention Lelaina Pierce: