For Cabin in the Woods, the Australian hunk cut his hair short and was beaten to a bloody pulp (which is always a good look on guys). For Snow White & the Huntsman, he’s scruffy and gruff and ALL MANLY MAN, with hair that’s long and dark (i.e. greasy and gross). Then, of course, in next week’s Avengers, he’s back to being everybody’s favorite Nordic muscle queen. He still has that long hair, but now it’s BLOND and WASHED and, oh, that makes all the difference in THE WORLD, doesn’t it? Also in Thor’s favor: Armor chest plates. Why oh WHY don’t fashion designers understand MEN LOOK HOT IN ARMOR! It’s just A LOOK THAT WORKS! We should ALL BE WEARING MORE ARMOR! But I digress. We were trying to figure out which Chris Hemsworth was the hottest Chris Hemsworth. Each has his pros and cons. Tell me: Which do YOU prefer? Bloody Chris? Kings of Leon Chris? Or Viking queen Chris?