Yes, this Florida (Yes, Florida, surprise!)) woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Walmart while drinking wine and eating sushi, chicken and cinnamon rolls.

According to a Citrus County Sheriff‘s Office arrest report (Citrus County? Really?) security officer Robert Gross watched Josseleen E. Lopez, 25, consume $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the store.

Gross says he watched Lopez open some eat a piece of sushi and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken too.

Lopez told authorities she was homeless and had just injected herself with meth. She was arrested on charges of retail petty theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Sounds like Saturday night at my place. Just kidding – I don’t eat chicken.

(T/Y Tanya; via Fox 4 Now)