While you’re watching the Golden Globes, and you will, keep in mind the uncomfortable straining the presenters will have to go through afterwards, lugging home the accumulation of quite-heavy stuff totaling $36,000 that fills their swag bags. The haul is so enormous for virtually no work at all that it makes the award itself seen like a consolation prize. (And it’s already not nearly as nice as a Wowie.) We’re not sure that the custom wicker ottoman will fit in the car: presenters will have to send someone for it later. Come to think of it, an ottoman wouldn’t fit in a regulation-size swag bag to begin with; it would have to be an extraordinarily large bag. OK, let’s admit it: bag has come to be a euphemism for delivery van. Anyway, here’s the list of what’s in it.
• Rosemount Estates and Qantas Airlines Wine Adventure Package, $16,000
• Judy Host photography package, $5,000
• Ehrlooms diamond pendant, $2,700
• Sports Club L.A. six-month bicoastal membership, $2,250
• Brite Smile whitening treatment and products, $1,100
• Missoni shawl, $900
• Chopard watch, $865
• Gianfranco Ferre travel bag, $650
• P7 cellphone by Haier America, $600
• Kiehl’s gift box, $540
• Elisa Ilana signature bracelet, $430
• Janet Lee luxury pet carrier, $400
• Yomo handbag, $400
• Taryn Rose men’s shoes gift certificate, $400
• Michael Aram decorative bowl, $400
• Persol men’s and women’s sunglasses, $350
• Keurig coffee brewer, $300
• Aviva Stanoff journals, $275
• Swarovski crystal ring, $255
• Red Envelope travel cashmere set, $250
• Two rounds of golf on PGA Tour course, $250
• Nine West gift card, $250
• Swank martini glasses and shaker, $250
• Kinara Spa gift certificate, $250
• Babystyle gift certificate, $250
• Mont Blanc resin fine-line pen, $250
• Gucci men’s and women’s fragrances, $250
• Custom wicker ottoman, $250
• Dell Pocket DJ MP3 player, $200
• Godiva G Collection box of chocolates, $125
