Says Michael Musto in his “La Dolce Musto” column in the Village Voice:
That ASHLEE SIMPSON technical fiasco on Saturday Night Live came as no surprise to anyone who was at the dress rehearsal earlier that evening. My sources say that at the rehearsal, right before her first song, Ashlee tried to say hi to the crowd, but no one heard her because her mic wasn’t on. And they say JESSICA is the dumb one! By the way, gossiplist.com points out that BETH MCCARTHY, the director of that SNL show, also directed the Super Bowl halftime show with JANET JACKSON‘s wardrobe malfunction. I say let her direct the election coverage—a lot of interesting stuff will surely be exposed!
Meanwhile, the world awaits breathlessly for news on the Paris-Andy-Mark-go-round. Paris Hilton, was seen kissing tennis star Andy Roddick at the Light club in the Bellagio in Las Vegas moments after she declared – in a Los Angeles store – her love for the handsome other tennis star, Mark Philippoussis aka The Scud, who had just split with and broken the heart of Delta Goodrem, a popular singer the WOW Report had never heard of, but whose singing sounds like she might have won one of those European Idol shows. Paris and Mark were identified entering a party together at the New York club Butter. Of course, everything has been denied by everyone involved, but the dish is served at news.com.au and at heraldsun.news.com, both Aussie tabsites. What interests the WOW Report most is how much air time Paris puts in, flying back and forth between New York, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas, seemingly every day, kissing and partying and opening clubs and denying as she goes. She must be really dehydrated.
Photo Marc Almond – Retna; Mark Philippoussis – David Duprey, AP