Speaking of breasts, CBS is considering billing Janet Jackson for the $550,000 fine the FCC recently laid on them because she took her tit out for some air at the Super Bowl last year. Justin Timberlake won’t be sent a bill, however, says Page Six, because CBS, er, believed him when he said he had no idea the “malfunction” would happen. And that’s the network that has CSI, remember. Have they learned nothing?
The reality of TV is slowly improving. Barbara Walters has started her gradual remission from our plasma screens by leaving 20/20, and now we learn that the hilarious Conan O’Brien is to replace the strenuously unfunny Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show. Unfortunately, it won’t be until 2009, but better later than never. (CNN)