So this recent pic of the Bieb, holding up his shirt and displaying a Matthew McConnaughey-like set of abs, has been floating around the Tumblrverse, and coupled with the baby-daddy rumor, I started getting all conspiracy-minded. YOU DON’T THINK THE BABY RUMOR IS JUST A PLOT TO GET HIS FANS TO SEE HIM AS AN ADULT, do you? Like, it’s all part of a master plan to transition him away from his teenybopper image? Like when, oh I don’t know, Miley Cyrus danced on that stripper pole or Jessica Biel posed for Maxim to get out of her 7th Heaven contract? Granted, the whole “30 second” thing is a bit humiliating, and who would spread such a thing about themselves? But I’ll tell you, it’s sort of working. I’ve sort of been digging Justin again. I know, I know, it’s crazy, but I’m thinking that HE’S THINKING, he has all SORTS of street cred this week. He’s JUST LIKE all those badass rappers he idolizes. So even if he DIDN’T orchestrate it, don’t you think he’s loving it JUST A LITTLE BIT?
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