A random sampling of comments offa Perez Hilton’s blog about last night’s What Perez Sez premiere on VH1:
• Dude, the show was funny, but you definately have a face for radio.
• so ridiculously funny. i wondered how you would translate what you do on [your] site to television and it was great! it seems that TV is your true calling!!
• fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t get through the kitchen door. Eat less Perez!
• i think the reason we enjoyed the d*ck talk so much is this: we don’t need another dry ryan seacrest or ass-kissing E News reporter. we’re over it. we think the show got better as it progressed, and we thought the reactions from the various celebs to P-nasty’s questions were highly entertaining.
• It’s like you hate the celebs, but want to be one of them, which produces this freaky tension. You had people walking out on you, and not in a tongue in cheek sort of manner.
• Loved the show Prezers. It was funny and I like that you didn’t hold back. The mustache though it needs to go!
• Stick to the internet or turn bulimic.
• i was laughing the whole fucking time. i liked when you told the dog to shut up and said adam levine had a small dick.
• A little to nelly for my taste.
• I almost Fergied myself from laughing so hard.
• I want to suck your cock real bad.
• Wow, Hilary Duff came off as a total snot. Wow, Amy Winehouse is barely intelligible.
Cracked-me-up-alicious! How fan-damn-tastic it is to see Perez & celebs of every list not take themselves so damn seriously
• YOOO perez me n my gurlz looove u.. that show had us rolling. ure crazy ass will say wateva u thinkin n u dont give a shit wat people think bout u n thats fuckin awsum!!!!! cnt wait 4 sum morrre
• You looked fat. (I didn’t actually watch, this is just an educated guess)
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