We love it when a celeb kid goes bad. Peaches Geldof is the latest to attract the wrath of Middle England. When the kid is so annoying in other ways, like making documentaries about things she knows nuffin’ about, like Islam, spouting off about the inner workings of her teenage mind and cluttering up my local pubs when she’s underage, I really couldn’t care less that she was snapped with a Vix Inhaler near her nose. Or, more likely, a rolled-up fag. The press demands, is she turning out like her ma? I don’t see the similarity myself. Paula was quite a lot smaller for starts.
– Cat McShane