Frank at OMG blog has a photo of Pelé, the Brazilian considered to be the world’s greatest footballer. He’s in the shower with other dudes, after a game we assume, and you can see his pénis full-on. So it’s not safe for work. But when you jump to the site to look at Pelé who, by the way, is 66 now, watch out for this scary predatory guy who looks like he’s been there all day. You know the type. The photo was taken in ’77 but he’s probably still there, waiting. For you.