My beloved UK television, how I love thee. Look at this sophisticated, glamorous cast of MTV UK’s new reality show The Valleys. The obvious gem is the magical creature on the far left, Nicole. Guess what her profession is? No, not a living Portobello, but a hairdresser! Yes. She makes other unsuspecting Welsh lasses pay for her visionary style such as the one displayed here. I will watch this one diligently, I am sure it’ll be Emmy worthy.