As you know, we’re required by law to post reports of any activity, no matter how trivial, of Paris Hilton. So. People are saying… No, People is saying that the heiress, 25, has now split with her Greek-shipping-heir boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, 21, after the two dated for around a year, and even after Hilton threw Niarchos a lavish birthday party last month. Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, who’s been known to mintz words, didn’t deny the breakup, telling the mag, “It is not my policy to comment on my client’s private life, but….” Perhaps the breakup is a result of the couple’s May-December age difference. Or they just may get back together in December.

Meanwhile, Hilton told Michael Musto in Out mag that she’s a devout Catholic, but nobody ever runs photos of her in church. (Hey, WE would; send us some.) Devout New Yorker Musto actually flew to Los Angeles to conduct the interview, in which she talks about Nicole Richie, and it was filmed for an episode of The Simple Life. Should be interesting, if you’re interested.