Well, what are your plans this weekend…
Freedom Ryder Zobrist (totally real name) 38, was arrested Monday in Pensacola on lewd and indecent exposure, as well as disorderly conduct, assault and battery. (Plus licking.)
Due to her behavior, a Waffle House employee asked Zobrist to leave the restaurant, according to the police report.
Zobrist left and returned returned, verbally abusing the employee and threatened to get a gun and shoot the man in the face along with all the restaurant’s employees and customers. (Yikes!)
Zobrist then walked to the parking lot and pulled down her pants, exposing her hoo-ha and began dancing around.
With her pants still down, Zobrist walked up to the Waffle House employee and licked both sides of his face. Zobrist also blocked his vehicle in the parking lot and danced naked in front of his car.
OK, then. Have a nice weekend!