Chelsea’s wedding came and went and I was COMPLETELY remiss in my blogging duties. She looked absolutely GORGEOUS, of course, in her Vera wang wedding gown with the bejeweled waistline. Little Chelsea, lovely at last! Oh, I was so happy for her. And her husband Marc Mezvinsky was very husband-like. He looks like he’ll make a wonderful father. I lovelovelove that Jewish prayer shawl thingy. I wish more men wore shawls. Sigh. But of course the big fall-out-of-your-seat fashion moment was the caftan that the mother-of-the-bride aka OUR SECRETARY OF STATE wore to the rehearsal dinner! MIND. BLOWN. Men in shawls? Women in caftans? Beaded waistlines? A society wedding where everybody dressed like a bunch of Fire Island queens? I can die happy now.