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We Have a Wiener!

By Stephen Saban on March 30, 2005 4:02 am

You guys prob’ly thought we’d forgotten all about the “As gay as _____” contest, because it’s been a long while in blog time since we put it out there. Well, we’ve been busy. And some of that business involved trying to find a suitable prize. We still haven’t. You’ll remember that the WOW Report’s suite of offices is under major renovation, so we’re having to sift through the rubble on everyone’s desks. We figure nobody wants a staple remover, colorful pushpins, or, uh, a staple remover as a prize. So, meanwhile, while we’re looking, we’ll announce a winner and a runner-up (shit, another prize?) and a few picks-of-the-litter. (Yes, we have Showdog fever.)

WIN

As gay as Ted Casablancas dancing to ABBA in an Agnes Moorehead (vintage found on eBay!) muu-muu at a Judy Garland convention where Lorna Luft is signing copies of the Grease 2 DVD (only $20!)

— Bryan McDaniel

PLACE

As gay as a caftan-clad Charles Nelson Reilly serving canapes on George Cukor’s patio on Sunday afternoon.

— Joe in Los Angeles

SHOW

As gay as Clay Aiken’s song-hole

— Kyra Grant

As gay as a paisley velvet caftan

— Jon Cortez

As gay as Michael Jackson’s “other” glove

— Robert Buchko

Neither Bryan McDaniel nor Joe in Los Angeles included their mailing addresses so that gives us some extra time.


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