Ellen DeGeneres addressed a column on her show on Wednesday that accuses Hollywood of having a “gay agenda” and criticizes DeGeneres specifically. The column was written by author and self-described “cultural commentator” Larry Tomczak in The Christian Post, and is titled “Are You Aware of the Avalanche of Gay Programming Assaulting Your Home?” She says;

“Larry, the only way I’m trying to influence people is to get them to be more kind and compassionate with each other, that is the message I’m sending out. I don’t have an agenda…”

I’m not giving you a link to the stupid story, Ellen describes it enough in the clip for you to get the gist of it. She shuts Tomczak down, answers him point by point and –most importantly– is hilarious. But in the end, she really DOES have an agenda, that she finally admits to… Watch.