• Not just an embarrassment anymore: Whittington’s sudden cardiac event caused by pellet lodged in his heart is very bad news for vice president.
• Was reporting the shooting delayed to allow time to spin Cheney’s lady companion?
• Stallone and Schwarzenegger to make film together. Grumpy Old Men 2?
• New pictures from Abu Ghraib just released.
• NBC to launch US version of Eurovision Song Contest to compete with Fox’s American Idol. Good luck with that.
• 325,000 names on US terrorist list may include innocent people. You think?
• Huh? Device with high-pitched sound only teenagers can hear prevents youth gangs from assembling outside British shops.
• Edward Steichen photo sells for record-setting $2.9 million at Sotheby’s yesterday.
• Willie Nelson releases “Cowboys Are Secretly, Frequently (Fond of Each Other),” a song that’s “been in the closet” since 1981.
• Charlie Sheen to launch Sheen Kidz, a little girls clothing line.
• Ta, luv, for not smoking. Britain stubs out fags in public.
• HIV slut: Woman intentionally exposes 100 sex partners to virus.
• Cruise not splitting from Holmes after baby is born, says he.